What Are the Worst Impressions of Road Cyclists? (from Adventure-Journal)

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Deep down a cyclist is just

Deep down a cyclist is just someone who can't break 100 on the golf course so they take that anger and channel it into following around in other, better riders' drafts. Hanging on becomes success and they'll never have to go to the course again and face reality.

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So that's the reason it is

So that's the reason it is becoming lamer and lamer every year. And fatter. Don't forget fatter. Make it easier and give all the rich whiteys prizes so they'll keep coming back. They need something to do after their divorces besides driving around in their Porcheses.

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White guys driving Porches

White guys driving Porches around? They must get a lot of splinters. My guess is they are richer than you because they are smarter than you plus they look cool drinking lemonade while driving their porches around town. Clown.

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